Captain Weird Deard Gaster

Let's get down to business and value, value the fun
Brush those theories off now, our mystery mystery man
All those players never treat me right, they haven't seen
What I truly meant in my old entry seventeen
Aye, we plunder root beer, and of course we plunder ale
We kidnapped all of Deltarune and stolen Undertale
But ho, we changed our targets, our heaven is in sight
Wе'll seal your home for good and take away your holy light!