Uratoes

uratoes: what do I write here?
Friend: "SUBSCRIBE NOW OR DIE TOMORROW"
uratoes: I don't think that very nice to the viewers....
Friend: Ok, fine. How about this? "SUBSCRIBE OR TOES" 
uratoes: uh… umm, I don't know, I think that's a little different....
uratoes: my username is from uranium and potatoes combined. I took the starting of uranium (ura) and the ending of potatoes (toes). Then I added them together and BOOM uratoes. 
Friend: alright then. SUBSCRIBE.
uratoes: SUBSCRIBE NOW OR DIE TOMOR-  
*cuts out*