Unlimited Leeper Ltd.

Q: Who has more fun than us?
A: Nobody!

We were young, dumb, and full of anticipation for our shot at the American Dream! Most of the Yahoos chose to attend college and/or serve in the military after high school. I chose my own adventure, guided by three simple rules:

  1. If it ain't fun, forget it.
  2. Make shit happen!
  3. When in doubt, see rule #1.

Designing and selling t-shirts had taught me more than four years of fancy book learning. Instead of becoming a fleshy cog in somebody else's machine, I fled the godforsaken hinterlands with a diploma, a particular set of skills, and a decade of sales experience. 
 
Shenanigans ensued.

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