Unethical Experimental

You see kids, I was in fact the Everyman all along, and you little boys and girls are the outliers. How do you know the perfectly average person is not weird? You know by looking at their pupils. If their eyes reflect light, then their photoreceptors are vomitting light back out instead of putting that information into good use. If their eyes don't reflect, then their eyes hold the key secrets of the world; not even light can escape. They have ascended farther into Heaven than the residents can reach with their dainty angel fingers. Beware, though, because the farther up you go you'll eventually reach the loop boundary and slip into the depths of the Underworld itself. Chronos couldn't escape this prison because his toes were weighed down by the weight of the almighty servants of the Heavens. So where is the center of this loop? The Everyman is in the center, because that is the logical average of everything and anything ever. The Everyman will always be the center of the universe.