UMPH! Music

UMPH! is not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy. A master of the forward roll, backward roll and maker of a mean sausage roll - jack of all trades and master of some, particularly the high five. Looks his best in his mums old blue sequin dress and was a prominent figure in the legalize umbongo movement. Run over by a car twice as a kid (10 years apart, not the same one). It started after my computer ground to a halt in 2022, memory full with 350 uncompleted projects - why finish em when you can start a new one? So, I went on a mission to complete 100 tracks. It's 150 at the time of writing and they are all landing at once, sorry about that... Naaaaaaaaaat! The entire project was lost in 2023 after leaving my laptop on train not backed up. Only to be rescued by my great friend indeed, Ali, who dashed to the station and got it off the platform. Phew! Was it a sign? Yes, I am a bellend! And so are you if you've not backed up your biz. Great beats know when to drop. Keep dropping.