umbrella man

bold. brave. daring. handcrafted, breaded, seared to perfection. crispy. it's music, do you really need a wikipedia paragraph to trust the quality of it? if so, i think you are a cool and interesting person. keep scrolling through auto-generated feeds and listen to music made with the same 8 sample packs combined with the same 4 autotune and compression plugins, written by the same 23 songwriters and performed by subhuman narcissist filth you spineless coward (but at least i know i'm allowed to like it, unlike this bizarre nightmare over here). everything said above was ironic and a character, i am mentally well.