RXWALL

During the threat of an assassination attempt I appeared, convincily, in front of Congress as Barack. I watched the couple that raised me explode in a van. I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane, midair. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while I was on fire. Not the car. I was on fire. I once used defibrillators on myself. I've pulled shards of glass out of my fucking eye. I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing. And I still had to pretend I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show! I've swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer. My left arm has been ripped off completely and reattached with other fucking arm.

I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can't do: walk through fire, water ski blindfolded, take up piano at a late age.
They told me swimming with sharks was too dangerous, now I do it once a week for fucking exercise.