Lady Cranksalot :Tea & Rants

Greetings peasants! I am Lady Cranksalot, bastard daughter of King Cranksalot : The Bastard Dynasty. To my dismay, my drunken, laymen, coachman dropped me off some abyss. To be fair to the drunkard, perhaps it was my miscalculation. We know not, if the mix of laudanum and opium I ingested, may be accomplice, to the missing puzzle pieces. Regardless, here i am, locked some dystopian time trap. I must confess, I have had dreams about telling my drunkard coachman  to "follow the light Caroline, follow the light!" It is a mysterious dream of a disturbed child locked in stare with a bizarre invention i do not care to understand. I have so many questions. I will update you soon. Until then, I have directed Drunkard to locate and release me at the nearest library. I have much research to complete in order to put this dystopian puzzle together. Until then my peasantry friends! 
Lady Cranksalot