Tinnitist

Tinnitist = Darryl Sterdan aka Canada's most-followed music critic. According to his readers, he is an idiot with zero taste. He is just jealous of pop stars because he is old, ugly, uncool and has less talent in his whole body than they have in their little fingers. That’s why he lives in Canada and has wasted his pathetic life reviewing stupid albums and acting like he’s so smart. Well, guess what? He’s not. Seriously, who does he think he is? When has he ever made an album, gone on tour or won an award? And what’s with that gross beard? He should do the world a favour and get a real job because he sucks at this one.