The Rotten Bastards

The Rotten Bastards- 

Long ago, in gutter far, far away…In Cleveland…

Industrial toxic waste from a top secret and highly volatile paint formulation known as “Berserker Pink” leaked through the led lined storage tanks of a highly secure facility known as The Rotten Paint Company. 

Five boys walking past the facility on their way to band practice unknowingly walked through the substance. That day at rehearsal, Berserker Pink fumes rushed through their respiratory systems and changed their physiology to super horny rock n’ roll mutants forever. 

From that time on, they have been known as The Rotten Bastards… And since then, they have backstroked through the sleaze and muck of rock n’ roll debauchery and creaming jeans since 2009! 

The Rotten Bastards are:
D Bastard
Sky Bastard
Mikey Bastard
Patrick Bastard
Bobby Bastard