The Roastie Girls Podcast

We are The Roastie Girls. What is a "roastie" you ask?? Here are some apt and helpful definitions from the urban dictionary:
"A female whose labia resembles roast beef"
OR
"A middle aged woman who was so sexually active she'll never be able to get married and have kids"
"A term used by incels who believe sex stretches out a woman's labia. But this only happens to unmarried women." 
So our podcast is documenting our journey finding husbands AS SOON AS POSSIBLE