Koopa Man Tonight! 

It's time to play some good games!
It's time to start some fights!
It's to meet the Koopa on the Koopa Show Tonight!

It's time to deal with bullshit!
It's time to stand for right!
It's time to raise the curtain on the Koopa Show Tonight!

Why do you always come here?
I guess I'll never know!
I mean this is like torture!
To have to watch my show!

It's time to get things started
On the most sensational
Celebrational
Inspirational
This is what we call the Koopa Show!