The Hopper Reviews

I'm The Hopper, a craft beer reviewer from Barry, South Wales. Yep, the same Barry Island as Real Ale Craft Beer and Gavin & Stacey. Small town, big pints, louder opinions.

I drink beer and drop facts nobody asked for. This isn't polished influencer crap, and no stoned crows! It's honest, sweary, sarcastic beer reviewing for normal humans who like a pint, hate being PC and like a laugh.

I review everything from supermarket finds at Tesco, Asda, and Morrisons to craft breweries like Vocation, Vault City, Buxton, Polly’s, Dog’s Window and the occasional oddball that should have stayed in the brewer's nightmares.

If you like brutal honesty, sarcasm, a bit of chaos, and a bloke who swears more than he should, you’ll fit right in.

🍺 *Expect:*
• Weekly beer congent every Tuesday at 18:00
• Special Alcohol Free or Low Alcohol episodes on random Thursdays
• Bonus chaos, quizzes and polls whenever I find something weird in a can

Come for the beer. Stay for the stupidity.
Hopper out!