HOLY ROMAN EMPRESS

Just a disqualified divine tyrant. Due to my anatomy. Because apparently only men can aim blinks with extreme precision and  a lust for blood ;). Your sovereign. Deal with it. You can find my mugshot for a beer can, punching an idiot who tried to buy a prostitute, and illegal use of a telecommunication device for trying to calm a beloved down after the war. 

Meanwhile my 400 volunteer hours, countless children and adults I've taught to swim, book and comp sci degree as well as catching a police officer who was trying to solicit prostitution will never be enough. 40 day rice fast. F MUCUS SPREADERS. I could destroy one of you in a second, you could never be me. You could never get 400 volunteer hours! NEVER!

HEIR TO THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE! CROSS ME NOW