Team TSN

Who are The Slurred Nerd Plays?

We have Matt, a tall and beardly fellow, but don't let his appearance fool you- Spooky games give Matt the willies, and he'll often times ask Robby to hold his hand.
Matt enjoys puppies, holding hands, and bleaching anuses.

Speaking of Robby, he's the mohawk guy. Everybody loves him, but watch out! This firecracker doesn't put up with anybody's shenanigans.
Robby enjoys soft, sensual kisses, holding Matt's hand, and the feel of a man's head splitting open as he suplexes them onto a table.

And while we're on the topic of shenanigans, have I introduced Emily? With no real job to speak of, and way too much free time, Emily spends her days editing Let's Plays.
Emily enjoys new pens, holding her own hands, and necromancy.

That leaves our fearless leader, Jake. Quick to joke, but always the bravest in the name of horror games.
Jake enjoys Gin & Tonics, also holding Matt's hand, and being right about everything all the time.