Syria UTTP THDTC (DON'T TURN ME INTO NEW SYRIA)

Hi! this is me Syria UTTP THDTC, I will add the rules
Rules
1. No calling me Free Syria
2. No turning me into Free Syria
3. No making bad video out of me
4. No reporting me! 
5. No breaking my rules!
6. No calling me Free Syria Is Good!
7. No rant on me!
8. Salute on me!
IF YOU BREAK THE RULES, I WILL TURN YOU INTO GAY