twirling moondust abound

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THE GREAT PAPYRUS THE ASTOUNDING STUPENDOUS
CHARISMATIC GENIUS CUTE SKELETON GUY

COMES IN FIRST PLACE IN EVERY RACE,
AND WHEN YOU'RE GRACED WITH HIS PRESENCE IT'S NOT HARD TO SEE WHY

HIS MAGIC IS A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, AND WITH A SNAP OF HIS FINGERS HE CAN TURN YOUR HEART BLUE

AND IF THAT HAPPENS PREPARE YOURSELF, 
BECAUSE AT THAT POINT HE'S SURE TO RATTLE HIS BONES AT YOU

WHEN GREAT PAPYRUS ENTERS A ROOM, EVERYONE PROMPTLY CHEERS ALONG WITH A 'HIP HIP HOORAY'
AND WHEN HE MAKES A WONDERFUL JOKE, THEN THEY WILL LAUGH ALONG WITH HIM
NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!

THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS A CHAMPION 
IN EVERY SINGLE THING 
AND IN EVERY SINGLE WAY

AND THAT'S WHY SANS ALWAYS ASSURES ME
THAT HIS FAVORITE HOLIDAY
IS PAPYRUS DAY
(NYEH!)