Stonks Man

STORY TIME!
On June 28, 2019, I went to a market that was kinda similar to Omega Mart in Las Vegas, Nevada. This market was in between Western Nevada and Eastern California. I spotted a Corn Cube, I wished to purchase one but I didn't really have enough money since my amount was insufficient. Someone said that I could always try my hand at stonks and told me to follow him. He showed my the stonks list. He told me that I can invest in whatever you want. When I went to the orange cylinder, I said hello. The orange cylinder welcomed me. So I went to the black shape thingy and said "Hello, I would like to purchase one stonk for Onion Bot.". She said "Okay. One stonk for Onion Bot.". I thanked her. I simply waited and seen my profits. Nothing really changed. Some kept increasing and decreasing. It was doing no good for me. But when I asked to sell one stonk for the Onion Bot. The list went crazy. I got my Corn Cube. And that's how the stonks meme was created.
Location: Kansas
DOB: 6/28/2000