Stanton Police Department

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The Stanton Police Department is run by passionate volunteers who don't know we're only paying them in donuts and coffee.
When we asked them why they work here, they said the following:
"Coming to work lets me get away from my mom nagging me to clean up my room. I'm 45 for god's sake!"
"SPD is like a real family, except I don't owe anyone here any money."
"Who are you? Where am I?"
"If there's one thing I love, it's kicking in the teeth of space pirates. And my cat, Oreo. I love that goofy little guy."

We hire the best and brightest in the universe, and you could be one of them!
For more information on joining the SPD, visit our Discord server here: discord.gg/stantonpd

And for more SPD updates, police blotter, and sanctioned shenangians, follow us on Twitter: x.com/COPS_SC