Squaty Cuttie

“Don’t be fooled by my chubby cheeks and tiny sneakers — I’m the undisputed heavyweight champion of the baby squat world. While other kids are learning to walk, I’m perfecting my glute activation and hitting ATG depth like a pro. My warm-up? Crawling to the squat rack. My pre-workout? Apple juice in a sippy cup. I lift, I giggle, I nap — in that order. When I’m not smashing PBs (pacifier PRs), I’m inspiring the daycare crew to train hard and play harder. Remember, I don’t just squat for toys… I squat for glory.”