SKRRRT

I'm not sure what I'm doing with my life and I really need some advice. Most of my Friends keep telling me to hang myself or drink water till it floods my lungs. I have also decided to call the suicide hotline but I keep getting a response from an Indian guy who keeps asking me if I can fly an airliner.  My parents think I'm gay and my pet dog sometimes brings a long rope to me when I'm on the balcony. I also decided to take a course for an art degree and  my peers now think I should take the rest of my medication  in one go.

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