Simon's Game Reviews

Game reviews in two minutes flat. No sponsor break, no twenty-minute
preamble, no asking you to smash anything.

Every episode runs the same seven beats: what the game is, how it plays,
what the critics said, what the players said, what it wants from your PC,
my own take, and a verdict with a score out of 10.

Every figure on screen is real and sourced. Review counts and sentiment
come from Steam, critic scores from Metacritic, hardware numbers from the
publisher's spec sheet. 

I pick the games myself, and I play them. Treat that as the disclaimer:
the shortlist is my taste, so expect the scores to lean generous.

Full disclosure: English is my second language, so I use a text-to-speech voice for narration. Everything else is me: I choose the games, record the gameplay, review every script and set the scores.

Scores are on this channel's own 1-10 ladder: 10 Masterpiece, 9 Superb, 8 Very good, 7 Good, 6 Decent, 5 Mediocre, 4 Poor, 3 Bad, 2 Awful, 1 Unplayable.