Sameer bhai 090

1. Naa dekh aasmaan ko itne shok se kisi parinde ne hagdiya to sari hasraton  ke Lo*e Lag Jayenge.
2. Naadan Jaanwar Hai tu , iss duniya ke dukh Jhel nhi skta, ban na hai to Giraffe ban , har koi uski leh nhi sakta.
3. My Grandfather loved fu*i , But he never acted like this.
4. Tumse milne ka Dil kar rha hai , milo aaj sham ko, bss itni si guzaarish hai mere hath ko aaraam do. O YEAH !!
5. Naa dekhna padta tuje yeh din , Naa khela hota yeh ghinona khel , Abb puri umar sochte rahiyo Male toilet ya female.
6. Bu*d mein nhi thaa gudaa , toh beech mein khaye khudaa.
7. Galti Ga*d ki trah hoti hai , dusron ki dikhti hai khud ki nahi.
8. Pyaar ke khatir kya kya mausam jhele , kbhi garmi to kbhi thand, par hath mein kya aaya apna hi lu*d.
9. Tanhai se nikle aansu chupaane ke liye nhaa leta hun, din ke 15 min waste na hoo isliye bathroom mein hi hila leta hoon.
10. Maarne gaye the ek ko milgya whaan jhund , go get laal laal tamatar with your laal laal bu*d.