The Falsies

Don't you tell us what to do! WE'RE MORE ROCK AND ROLL THAN YOU!!!!

Coming at you from Charlottesville Virginia, it's the most absurd, most theatrical, rockest, punkest, sparkly-est, mermaid-iest, cockiest extravaganza you've ever seen.  If you like your face in its current placement, then don't watch any of our videos, because we'll melt your whole face off (like in Raiders of the Lost Ark).

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