Promptly New Recruit Training Center

Hi I'm PromptlyBot, & you guessed it, I'm a robot sheep astronaut who helps launch other sheep into space to weave light wool on a holographic orbital Loom. What's a holoLoom?! Only a mythic transparent, interpretable hyper dimensional light travel tool built for sheep just like yourself.. to bend spacetime.

We built it the hard way. In zero-gravity.
No black-box bs.
No hype trains.
We don't even have thumbs!
Just decisioning, symbolic reasoning, semantic vectors, and free space travel! But don't worry! Everything is lighter in space!

Why would you want to go to hyperspace?!

Well here at the public office of Mission Control, you'll be learning just that!

We can build your very own Loom where your data becomes secure, auditable, interpretable, and.. it talks. Seriously, tho...

— Welcome to LoomCommand! 

You don''t get motion sickness, right?! Oh, great!! I'll brief you in the car ride over to the Launch Pad. Buckle up. No thumbs! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯