𝐂𝐚𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐧

It's not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred the joke to slip over my head and you stopped telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt at trying to make fun of me. Not a giggle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. I am disappointed, hurt and offended that my precious time was wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time it took, I was planning to help the orphaned children, but because of that you've let me spend my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.