Primed Pixel Therapy

[Legally I have to state that I am NOT a therapist in any way and no not disclose myself as being a medical professional]
Welcome to Primed Pixel Therapy™ (definitely has a trademark)
The number 1 spot for all therapy and therapy related questions!
Do you think you need therapy? Are you struggling in day-to-day life? Well I've got the answer for you! This totally legitimate (and FREE) way of therapy!

Qualifications:
- Psychology degree I bought of craigslist for $5
- That time I won an argument against a Redditor
- Being a long-time PTSD sufferer (and recoveree) from seeing a spider 12 years ago

Special Thanks:
- Me lol, narcissism 100
- Onyx B for script writing

People have asked if this is satire, and I always like to respond to that with a question. Is your mom satire? Is your life satire?
If you have any queries or concerns about my practices, good for you!