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Text log received. Receive date: 10-31-2015
Notes: Log was received via deep space sector :5319009
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Player 1: Hello? Is this thing on? Reply if you can hear me.
Player 2: Wow. They can't reply if it's a recording and of course it's on. It's always on. Ugh...
Player 1: Anyway, what where we going to say?
Player 2: It had something to do with invading planets and making death threats.
Player 1: Uuuuuh... Wrong recording.
Player 2: Oh yea. This this the one where we pretended to be Earth-
Player 1: SSSSSHHHHH! They can't know that!
Player 2: Oh uh right... Hello fellow earthing- I mean people! I am The Maker.
Player 1: And I am The Player.
Player 2: And this is our new... YouTube profile.
Player 1: Here we will be playing the games of videos.
Player 2: I believe it's called television entertainment programs...
Player 1: So watch our videos and don't pay attention to giant explosions going on outside-
Player 2: END RECORDING!
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