Pre-Sorted Bullsh*t

𝗗𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘀. 𝗨𝗻𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼 𝗶𝘁 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁.

Welcome to 𝗣𝗿𝗲-𝗦𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗕𝘂𝗹𝗹𝘀𝗵*𝘁 — direct mail strategy with a stamp of sarcasm.

If you’re tired of marketing advice that only applies to SaaS startups and TikTok influencers, you’re in the right place.

I cover the (surprisingly effective) world of direct mail: the least sexy marketing channel on Earth. With brutal honesty, tested strategy, and just enough dry humor to keep your sanity intact. And yeah… your ROI, too.

No fluff. No buzzwords. No Big Agency BS. Just strategy, sarcasm, and severely outdated communication methods.

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