Portal Omega (Canceled)

Hello, and again, Welcome to the Aperture Science Official Outreach/Development Department! (ASOO/DD) By reading this text, you have consented to join the Omega Initiative, a new project designed by our engineers to push the boundaries of physics and multiversal connections. We at Aperture are proud to ensure your safety. As such, state and federal regulations require us to warn you that participation in Omega may result in the following side effects:

Gravitational warps (forgetting which way is down and which way is up)
Portal fatigue
An irrational fear that sentient robots are trying to kill you
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All you need to do is to join this initiative is one of the three things (listed below)

Assume the Party Escort Submission position
Yell out “I want my cake” in any shopping center/public place
Dial 666-633-42 on any phone

Have a great testing! 💜

- This mod has been canceled.