Porcelain Picks

Porcelain Picks — the college football locks you need while you scroll atop the throne.

We're two lifelong college football fans who live and die with our teams every Saturday — one Penn State alum, one THE Miami University (Ohio) alum with a pulse on MACtion nobody else is covering.

It started in the 2020 season: every Saturday morning, Andrew fired off his "locks of the week" (from the throne, naturally) to the group chat, Joey MAC added the MACtion, and we cashed at a ~60% clip through 2022. In 2023 we figured the masses deserved the same disrespectful confidence — so we hit record.

We've got faces for radio and we're at peace with it. We'll never charge for a pick or ask for a tip. We do this for the people, because we are the people.

Here's to college football — the greatest sport in the land. 🚽