OneGamer2EnvyThemAll

You've been on Youtube, right? You're already here, dumb-dumb. So, you're subbed to "that really awesome gamer", right? Right, BUT here's the thing...
Why? Is it because they're funny, smart, handsome, pro, effectively better than you every which-way, etc? THAT'S probably it! In reality, you ENVY them, you watch them because they have one or multiple things that YOU clearly lack. Most of the time, it's popularity; the views, the respect, the compliments, or even the money, if that's what you're in to.
Tell you what, I'M the guy you wanna make friends with, because I (kinda) know how to please a crowd. If you wanna get popular, I'll admit so do I, but will you really go so far as to spam the people you "hold dearest in you heart" with annoying channel ads that will hurt you more than help? FUCK. THAT. So please, stop with the ruse, accept that your chances of becoming as popular as your idol(s) aren't the best, and we can get along just fine.
Now, the question is: Who do YOU envy?