Noelle Lindsay-Garnet (Daemontech)

J-001 Here, 
   To start I apologize. I won't be sharing my identity. We all know the Foundation probably wouldn't appreciate what I'm doing; Broken Masquerade, and Uncontained Anomalies (IE.. Me), all that jazz. 
Who am I otherwise? Some might refer to as me a J Class. No, J doesn't stand for joke. I work for the SCP Foundations Janitorial Services. That's right, I am a toilet cleaner. For the most clandestine organisation in the multiverse, yes that's real.    
  How do I do this? The short answer; I can remote view any nearby electronic network. No hackerman shit, I can just see it. Far as I can tell I don't leave a trace either. Unless I enter that data myself, in which case it's incorruptible and permanent. The Foundation has tried, I assure you. 
Why risk myself at all? The world deserves to know what's out there, and honestly, I'm not paid enough to keep secrets like this.
        So; strap in, enjoy the ride, and remember. The Black Moon Howls.