My Cards Told Me To

Blame the deck, not the hosts. Welcome to My Cards Told Me To, the podcast where we swap "love and light" for the messy, hilarious, blunt truth about growth. If you can’t laugh at the cosmic chaos, what’s the point? Are you tired of toxic positivity? Ready to finally take control of your life but don't know where to start? Whether you’re a single mom balancing three side hustles, just cosmically curious, or already deeply in tune with your own radar, we’re here to tell you: you aren’t alone, and it’s okay if your journey is a little chaotic.

Disclaimer: We are not clinicians or medical professionals. All advice shared is strictly our personal opinion/beliefs for entertainment. If in crisis or needing medical attention, please contact emergency services or appropriate resources immediately.