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These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say... 

"IT'S A GUY THING" 
"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." 

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" 
"Why isn't it already on the table?" 

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR" 
Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. 

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" 
"I have no idea how it works." 

"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." 
"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." 

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." 
"Are you still talking?" 

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." 
"I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car 
I've ever owned.. but I forgot your birthday." 

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL." 
"I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt." 

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." 
"And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon." 

"I CAN'T FIND IT." 
"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." 

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" 
"What did you catch me at?" 

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." 
"No one will ever see us alive again." 

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK." 
Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."


APPLYS TO ALL BOYS: Girls are NOT just toys that you use, get bored of, and throw away!!!

I'm alive and here forever-MJ

There's nothing that can't be done, if we raise our voices as one-MJ

They say the sky is the limit, and for me that's really true-MJ

Pick Up Lines I Found Funny! XD

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

If you were a new hamburger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous

When God made you, he was showing off

It's my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me!
nicegoldenmonkey (3 minutes ago) Spam Marked as spam Amy.....

1. translators suck, they won't give you an accurate translation never
2. you are the mega hyper ultra loser
3. you'll learn more spanish.... all you need is a﻿ good teacher... * hint hint *
4. I love melted cheese
5. I think some people hates the monkey hahahahahaha

LOL !!!!!

My Favorite Quotes from: The Crisis, Number 1 by: Thomas Paine

"I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather streng