Mister Boots

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the viscosities of fate. Think s visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by gone vexation, stands vilified and has vowed to to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van guarding vice and vouchsafing  the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, bot in vain, for the cause and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose , so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me Mister Boots.