Maggi Kimbrell

If you’ve come here hoping to relive the magic of Maggi Moves, (watch old videos and laugh), you will not find them here.

Maggi Moves was laid to rest in the 8th grade, alongside her dignity. The tapes have been hidden from the internet but they remain etched into the minds of her truest fans and also projected nightly in the nightmares of her 7th grade teachers.

Do not mourn her. She burned bright. Too bright. Had fate been kinder, there’s no doubt she’d be headlining Broadway’s most confusing modern dance piece titled “Concrete Swan” or “The Floor Is the Story.”

To those who supported her dream: thank you. To those who still have the footage: delete it. To Maggi herself: we see you, we honor you, and we hope your chiropractor bill has been paid off.

Live. Laugh. Let’s get groovy. 🕺
the stage may be empty now, but the trauma echoes eternal.