Laughing Insaan

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”
“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”
“The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.”
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
“Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.”
“It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.”
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
“At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”
“Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.”
                                                          -Raghav Sarraf