Las Vegas News Agency

UNITED STATES -- Chronic Pedophilia has taken control over Police Officers at an Unprecedented Scale. Judicial Records throughout the United States reveal that Police Officers are engaging in more Sexual Deviant Behavior than ever before. Sexual Assault on Minors, Rape, Public Masturbation, Necrophilia, Nymphomania and general deviant behavior has plague Law Enforcement for decades, but never have so many Police Officers been arrested, charged and sentenced with sex crimes against minors. 

Police Officers have been sentenced for sexually attacking children as young as toddlers and even practicing Necrophilia (sexually assaulting Dead People). Thanks to technology and abundant cameras, including their own body cameras, the evidence is so overwhelming that cops generally plead guilty leaning on the mercy of the court.