Kinki Boots, Maine Coon of distinction

Yeah, I was born with some kinks in my tail. So what? It never caused me trouble until this summer, when my mom started making me stay on a leash. So annoying, when the leash gets caught on my tail.  No DOG has to put up with such indignities  But I get to go to lots of new places, so I'll put up with it... For now.

update: 2025 THEY LET ME OFF THE LEASH!  I don't know what a "dead end" road is, but I live on one now and Mom says I can go out by myself and hunt!  Life is good!