John Marr | Mashups & Edits

Meet John Marr, who started by committing audio crimes with two ghetto blasters in his bedroom. While 90s kids were recording Top 40, this chap was creating unauthorized musical partnerships no court would recognize.

His sonic conspiracy infiltrated international radio stations including BBC Radio 1, Hot 97 NYC, and crashed Tomorrowland's mainstage (security still baffled). SONY BMG almost legitimized one of his audio misdemeanours until a toxic songwriter showed up (still bitter, Cathy!).

Zane Lowe witnessed near 8000 people jumping in unison to Marr's mashup at a festival and declared "Mayhem...", though they might've been escaping the speakers. DJ Spoony claimed it would be "a guaranteed number 1" (drinks must've been strong). 

Even Kylie and Tom from McFly shared his work (celebrities make questionable choices). Now his tracks have millions of views and get bootlegged themselves (bootlegception?).

Warning: No pop songs were harmed, just violated.