JJBEATSVT

The Lore:

Hey, you! Yes, you, my little honeybee paycheck generator! I hope you had a fantastic day sweating away at your job or working at my chat’s coal mines so I can live in pure luxury. That’s absolute! Now, it’s time to hand over 99% of your earnings so I can thrive while you survive on instant noodles and dreams. Speaking of which, you can also donate your noodles to me via Throne, leaving you with absolutely nothing, just like your ex did! Will I be grateful? Of course not! “What! How do you not have $5 to donate but you have hours to watch” - that one streamer … Even though Twitch and YouTube are free? Self-awareness? Who? Stay in your lane, paypig.
Btw this 100% satire so as long as you're chill and understand the bit you'll fit in just fine

No refunds on donations. They are appreciated, never required.

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