Väinö The Wino

Just another unemployed, but a very hard-working polyglot who writes classic fiction in two languages and song lyrics in over two dozen despite not even having electricity nor much food. I have had tons of jobs, some requiring a master's degree, some a lumberjack, and have excelled and promoted within both, but the economy is what it is. If you have an idea how I can earn five bucks, just leave a comment on one of my videos. I know languages, I know how to act, I know how to do impressive-looking martial art sequences.