Sand Undertale (REAL)

-sees you across the tavern-
Ah! A human... (Haven't seen some in a while..) anyhow welcome Friend! To the Underground! My name is Sans! but i aint gotta bone eto pick with ya just yet! Y... Youre not a killer after all right... -dramatic pause-
... im just kiddin pal! Come on down ill order us a few pints a ketchup! My treat