Gerard Dip

When I was your age I used to eat the grass like it was ice cream. You kids will never understand the pure joy of smelling a nearby fresh lawn. Old Mr.Baker in the cul de sac would take great care of his lawn but he always hated it when we came by to eat it. Eventually he got smart and started chasing us around with an axe. Crazy old man got three of us, but not this one! To think I'm his age now... I miss those days. Now I go on the internet web to escape the wife.
-Gerard