Funny State Reaction

1. I can resist anything but temptation.

2. I always make shoe contact before eye contact.
3. I don’t like to follow. I like to be the boss.

4. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Facebook profile 

5. WARNING: I have the witts and skills to make you laugh, and I know how to use them!

6. Heard a lot about me? Oh well. Don’t worry. It can’t all be true.
7. I think I’m good enough to be my hero.

8. Normal is overrated, weird is good, so I am weird.

9. Here I am, the peanut butter you have longed for.
10. I have this disease called Awesome. Kiss me; I’m contagious!

11. I never mind what I speak. 

12. Round’s a shape. So I think I’m in shape.

13. I’m merely on energy-saving mode. Don’t say I’m lazy.

14. My life is like a joke, so I’m naturally funny.
15. I am the only one who gets my jokes. I’m so hilarious