funckylishous

"cuz wen u smile the whole world stops and stares for a while cuz ur amazing just the way you aree"  -bruno mars
♥♥ if you have any ideas for a vid just commet that would b great!!thx♥♥

A White man once said,''Colored people are not allowed here.''
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said:
''Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK'
''When I grew up I was BLACK,''
''When im sick i'm BLACK'',
''When i go in the sun im BLACK'',
''When i'm cold i'm BLACK'',
''When I die i'll be BLACK'',
''But you sir.''
''When you're born you're PINK'',
''When you grow up you're WHITE'',
''When you're sick you're GREEN'',
''When you go in the sun you turn RED'',
''When you're cold you turn BLUE'',
''And when you die you turn PURPLE'',
''And you have the nerve to call me colored?'
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
Put this on your page if you HATE racism..

PEACE L♥VE HAPPINESS☺

I WISH you were the type of guy that comes to visit me when im sick
I WISH you were the kind of guy that comes up to me and hugs/kisses me . just because.
I WISH you were the that type of guy that brags about me to your friends.
but of course....whises don't always come true.


me and my girls are unstoppable

open your eyes boy,
shes CARZY about you.

you're just jealous that me and my friends can act retarded in public,and people still love us.

A real friend is'nt the person thats nice to your face..........its the person that is nice behind your back

You know your in 2010 when... 

1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 

2.) you dont even know 1/2 the words of ur top FAVORITE songs. 

3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or a phone or anything.

4.) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. 

6.) your teacher,boss,leader,etc.  doesn't even have the ability to do what ur doin .

7.) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 

8.) as you read this list, you think about telling all your friends. 

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 

10.) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 

11.) and now you're laughing at your stupidity. 

12.) Put this on your youtube page if you got owned, and well you know you did 


i run with skizzors in my hand becuz it makes me feel dangerous.

  meet bob ....bob tried to steal my cook