FerretsAteMyFace

🧠💀 FerretsAteMyFace — because motherhood didn’t kill me, but Cold War zombies might.

After a decade-long hiatus from gaming (thanks, life), I’m back with a controller in one hand and chaos in the other. I’m a 36-year-old mom of three, rebuilding my fine motor skills and neural pathways one undead headshot at a time. This is part therapy, part science experiment, and mostly an excuse to talk smack while dodging digital death.

I stream mostly Call of Duty: Cold War Zombies, but I bounce around like a caffeinated ferret in a laser maze. If you like horror, FPS, and watching someone flirt with disaster while giggling through it — you’re home.

Also trying out games such as; Stardew Valley, Fall Guys, The Forest, among many others.

💬 I love to chat.  
🎮 I love to game badly.  
🧟‍♀️ I love to pretend I’m training for the apocalypse.

Subscribe, comment, share, and follow me on Twitch and TikTok: @ferretsatemyface  
Because if the zombies don’t get me, the algorithm might.

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