The Eggman Empire

Hahaha! Citizens of Earth, lend me your ears and listen to me very carefully! My name is Doctor Eggman, the world's greatest scientist, and soon to be the world's greatest ruler. I aspire for nothing short of world domination! Many times I have come close--oh so close! But always, at the very last minute, my beautiful plans are foiled by that pest, Sonic! Now witness the beginning of the greatest of all time! Hahahaha!

It's Sonic who named me "Eggman." Except the joke's on him! I embraced the name! I made it my own! His mockery is now a name feared across the ages! I'm not going to adopt "Baldy McNosehair," though. My dignity has its limits.

Welcome to Eggmanland! The brainchild of my heart and soul!

The Eggman Empire is your friend. We're committed to sustainable choices, including keeping critters safe by putting them in robots.