Carrot Life

Accept that you're just a product, not a gift.
Happiness is temporary, Death is forever.
Trying is the first step toward failure.
Not everything is a lesson. Sometimes you just fail.
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
Dream is the only way for you to escape the miserable reality of your life.
If at first you don’t succeed. Give up and try something else.
Always believe that something wonderful will probably never happen.
You can be replaced.
It probably will get worse.
Every corpse on mount Everest was once an extremely motivated person.
Don’t think yourself as an ugly person. Think yourself as a beautiful monkey.
Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile because you’re a joke.
Will it be easy? Nope. Worth it? Absolutely not!
The distance between dreams and reality is really far and impossible.
Life is Carrot. Because Life Sucks. Happy Carrot Life.